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IAMCOWOMAN
i AM a mother fucker

Age 32, Female

florida

Joined on 8/4/09

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im not crazy you silly vagina.

Posted by IAMCOWOMAN - March 13th, 2010


IM DOING THIS
cuz im super fucking cool

[x] You have screamed at an inanimate object for "hurting you"
[x] You have ran into a glass/screen door.
[ ] You have jumped out of a moving vehicle.
[x] You have thought of something funny and laughed, and then people gave you weird looks.
[x] You have run into a tree/bush-bush.
[x] You have been called a blonde. (.....i kinda um am....well half)

TOTAL: 5

[x] You know that it IS possible to lick your elbow.
[x] You just tried to lick your elbow.
[x] You never knew that the Alphabet and Twinkle Twinkle Little Star had the same melody. (OMG I JUST REALIZED THAT!!! that is so tits)
[x] You just sang them to make sure. (STALKER *0*)
[x] You have tripped on your own feet and fallen.
[ ] You have choked on your own spit.

TOTAL: 10

[ ] You have seen the Matrix and still don't get it.
[ ] You type with three fingers or less.
[x] You have accidentally caught something on fire.
[x] You tried to drink out of a straw, but went into your nose.
[x] You have caught yourself drooling.

TOTAL: 13

[x] You have fallen asleep in class.
[x] Sometimes you just stop thinking.
[x] Sometimes when you are telling a story you forget what you are talking about.
[x] People often shake their heads and walk away from you.
[x] You are often told to use your 'inside voice'.

TOTAL: 18

[x] You use your fingers to do simple math.
[x] You have eaten a bug accidentally.
[x] You are taking this test when you should be doing something more important.
[x] You have put your clothes on backwards or inside out, and didn't realize it.
[x] You've looked all over for something and realized it was in your hand/pocket the whole time.

TOTAL: 23

[FUCK THAT!] You have posted bulletins because you are scared that what they say will happen if you don't.
[x] You break a lot of things.
[x] You tilt your head when you're confused.
[x] You have fallen out of your chair before.
[x] When you're lying in bed, you try to find pictures in the texture on the ceiling. (actually alot)
[x] The word "um" is used frequently.
[x] You don't know what "um" means.
[x] You say "what" and "huh" a lot.
[x] You plan to use a calculator to multiply your score for this bulletin.

TOTAL: 31

GRAND TOTAL: 31

Now, take your total, and multiply it by 4.

Multiplied total: 124....i....think...OH HELLS YES


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